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Couldn't load pickup availability Refresh Specifications Diameter: Just under 1 inch Widest part of Mitch's head: 1.25 inches Height including base: 6.5 inches Height of just shaft: 5.75 inches + See More Send a hint Discreet Packaging No more - “I was traveling and didn’t want a box left on my porch.” MEDICAL GRADE SILICONE No more - “I kept wondering if the material was really safe to use on my body.” WATERPROOF CHARGING PORT No more - “I wanted to use it in the shower but wasn’t sure if it was really safe.” 3-YEAR WARRANTY No more - “I didn’t want to invest in something that might break too soon.” Discreet Packaging No more - “I was traveling and didn’t want a box left on my porch.” MEDICAL GRADE SILICONE No more - “I kept wondering if the material was really safe to use on my body.” WATERPROOF CHARGING PORT No more - “I wanted to use it in the shower but wasn’t sure if it was really safe.” 3-YEAR WARRANTY No more - “I didn’t want to invest in something that might break too soon.” Tested & Approved by Real People Our products are developed together with Dame Labs, a community of 10k+ real people who help us test, improve, and refine every design. Designed with you, tested by people like you. Sign up for dame labs Aimée Gould Shunney ND Naturopathic physician Talking with patients about sexual health is easy! Finding tru... Talking with patients about sexual health is easy! Finding trusted resources to recommend - not so much. When I refer patients to Dame, I know that they are getting thoughtfully-designed, clinician-approved products made with high quality non-toxic materials and ingredients. A win-win! Read More Tested & Approved by Real People Our products are developed together with Dame Labs, a community of 10k+ real people who help us test, improve, and refine every design. Designed with you, tested by people like you. Sign up for dame labs Aimée Gould Shunney ND Naturopathic physician Talking with patients about sexual health is easy! Finding tru... Talking with patients about sexual health is easy! Finding trusted resources to recommend - not so much. 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Verified Buyer I recommend this product Rated 5 out of 5 stars 3 years ago The best thing I ever The best thing I ever saw Read More Read more about this review Was this helpful? Yes, this review from aj f. was helpful. 0 people voted yes No, this review from aj f. was not helpful. 0 people voted no Antonio C. Verified Buyer I recommend this product Rated 5 out of 5 stars 3 years ago It’s a HIT Even republicans think of funny 😆 Read More Read more about this review Was this helpful? Yes, this review from Antonio C. was helpful. 0 people voted yes No, this review from Antonio C. was not helpful. 0 people voted no Tracy S. Verified Buyer I recommend this product Rated 5 out of 5 stars 3 years ago Just Brilliant F__k Mitch. Read More Read more about this review Was this helpful? Yes, this review from Tracy S. was helpful. 0 people voted yes No, this review from Tracy S. was not helpful. 0 people voted no Loading... Loading... × It's Black Friday. 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